Furiends!! You won’t believe what happened today! My humom went to this really fun place called the “fair” where apparently you can stuff yourself silly with delicious food and where was I you might ask?? AT HOME ALONE! And top to it off…she went with Wilhemina’s humom and Wilhlemina didn’t get to come either!!!!
And then to top it all off she took pictures to show me! I mean..just look at that succulent piece of chicken! Doesn’t she know I like chicken too??
Just look at all that chicken!! Wilhelmina and I could have easily hopped the gate and feasted for days!
And then you won’t believe she ate next! A CORNDOG! WHAT THE DOG???? Cooked dog with corn? I was sick to my stomach! But she assured me it was actually a hot dog dipped in corn meal batter and DEEP FRIED!!! YUM!!!! I love hotdogs!! How come she didn’t save me a bite?? Sigh…
Then she raved about these potatoes on a stick. (also deep fried!) There’s different flavors you can sprinkle on them.
My humom said that there were so many different food stands she wanted to try but she was too full. Pfft. Amateur. I bet I could have tried them all!
For dessert she had apples dipped in caramel!!!
After all the eating they decided to walk around the fair grounds and went to see some farm animals.
I mean…sure they were cute, especially the little baby goats but why would my humom need to go see some cute animals when she has me??? This wasn’t even the worst part! You know what our humoms did next?? THEY WENT TO WATCH A DOG SHOW!!!!! WTD???? They were called “Super Dogs”.
PFFFT. I don’t see what so super about them!
Pfft…A Frizzy bee dog…I can do that with my eyes closed! Okay, maybe not but I can catch frizzy bees too!!!
And then they had two dogs race against each other. If me and Wilhelmina raced these dogs we would win every time! We’re super fast! Faster than these slow pokes!!! Sheesh!
Another act was dogs going through jumps. Child’s play! Me and Wilhelmina could EASILY clear those! I couldn’t believe our humoms were cheering on ANOTHER POODLE! How dare they???
Once the show was finally over they came to their senses and realized they had neglected us for too long and headed home. Before they left, they made one more stop to buy colored cotton balls. These cotton balls were HUGE!
Guess who got that monster bag?? If you guessed my humom you’re right!!! And she says I’M THE PIGGY???
She didn’t even share with me when she came home!
Mia: Mom, are you going to finish that whole bag yourself???
She also brought back some really cool toys she won playing games! She won the big one and Wilhelmina’s mom won a matching baby one!
Mia: *sniff*sniff* Oooo NEW TOYS!!!!
Mia: Wait what? What do you mean these aren’t for me??? Who are they for then???
Mia: Did you bring me ANY thing at all???
Hmmm…a SuperDog bandana and my own Super Dog Frizzy bee? Pretty cool I guess but I’m going to pretend I’m still mad and not look at the camera.
Mia: Wait, what’s that mom? You’re going to take me to low tide with Wilhelmina and Duffy tomorrow for Labour Day? Okay…I guess you’re forgiven…
Did any of you guys get lucky and go to the fair with your humans??